Local millennial Tinder/Bumble user with no banter speaks exclusively through emojis and gifs11/18/2017 Increasingly popular amongst the kids these days are dating apps like Tinder, Bumble and Happn which match two people by virtue of their physical appearance and open up a conversation within the app to get them on the way. Here at the Low Carb Local we aren’t quite sure what happened to the literacy and communication standards of yesteryear, but it seems to be non existent with school and family across the country failing their offspring when it comes to communicating with the opposite sex. Bumble is a dating app but unlike Tinder, the girl always has to initiate conversation, which for a few young millennial battlers is not part of their social skill set. Since becoming recently single, Holly Summers, a 24 yr old stunner from Bondi, has used Bumble as a way to meet new guys but is yet to catch on to the nuances of the english language in its written form. “I just have no real banter and don’t know what to say to the fellas” said Summers, “Tinder is just too complicated. What if the guy doesn’t talk first? What do I say?” *💊 Pops xanax 💊* Summers now talks exclusively through the use of emojis and gifs, which allows her to awkwardly communicate suggestively with random males without the need to ever use her intellect, social skills or display anything beyond a basic sense of humour. “It was the perfect solution! I mean I’m pretty but like…you know…yeh” Well no Holly we don’t really know what you mean…🤷♂️ 🤷♂️ 🤷♂️ The Low Carb Local
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