A local man has met with unfortunate circumstances this week as he felt the urge to drop the kids off at the pool. After he had dropped his pants and gotten comfortable on the john, Warren Steed of North Bondi noticed that his phone was dead.
“I had just got home from work and I knew that I was facing a good 10-15 minutes in there. Boredom was setting in quickly.” Gone are the days of the magazine stack in the basket on the right hand side of the dunny or a rolled up newspaper ready to go. Steed was forced to think on his feet and thats just what he did. “I usually just scroll through Facebook or even a paper would’ve been ideal but nobody leaves those anymore. Thats when a bottle of Garnier Fructis caught my eye and I knew I was onto something” “Wtf is Sodium Laureth Sulfate…I noticed that was on the Palmolive soap as well” Before he knew it Steed had done his duty in the home office and was ready to go. “Unbelievable how quickly the time went really.” The Low Carb Local
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