With rumours rife that the infamous simulated dog rooter Mitchell Pearce is set to cross the Spit Bridge and join Manly in 2018, the local dog population is visibly nervous.
In 2016, footage emerged of Pearce simulating a sex act with a dog in a Bondi apartment which quickly caught the attention of the media with Channel 9 who payed $20,000 for the footage. Since then he has joined the ranks of other revered animal lovers Joel Monaghan and organisation PETA. We sent a reporter to a local Manly dog park to conduct an investigation into local opinion. When shown a photograph of Pearce, a local poodle tucked her tail in between her legs and swiftly walked away. We later caught up with the same poodle who claimed "Mitchell Pearce is worse than Harvey Weinstein and has no place on the northern beaches" "I dont know what a poodle will do for a couple schmackos in Bondi but its just not on" However, a couple of Bull Mastiffs were overheard saying they would put out for Pearce if it meant a Premiership for Manly. "A win is a win mate, theres a lot of different paths on the road to success" With Cooper Cronk already signed by the Roosters it is only a matter of time before Pearce is signed by the club and placed back on the leash to play another day.
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