Moriah mother of two, takes legal action against Maccabi FC for dropping son to the under 9B's11/22/2016 After things went sour in the bedroom last week, married mother of two, Janice Grunsteinburg, vowed to "ruin” Maccabi under 9A’s soccer coach Maury Gold for dropping her son to the ‘B’ team. Gold received a letter from Grunsteinburg’s solicitor last Monday morning threatening legal action should her son not be named in the starting team for the under 9A’s clash against Queens Park FC this Saturday.
The move backlashed when a gaggle of fellow soccer mums from the boys original team, the under 9A's, deciding this was their chance, informed the woman's unsuspecting husband of the affair. When asked why they threw her under the bus, several of the parents described the woman as a "pushy b****" and that they "could deal with one less juicy couture tracksuit distracting their husbands on the sideline." Another regular and aspiring sideline commentator, who asked only to be identified as Moreen, explained that word of the letter had got around Double Bay pretty quickly and the community decided to side with the coach on this one. Gold described the support from the group as “an unprecedented show of solidarity from the 9A's parent group who spend most of their time arguing about botox and whose husband has a bigger yacht.” In the fallout from the incident, the woman has been forcibly removed from the couples quadruple storey, Dover Heights palazzo and has had to return her Range Rover Vogue to the boy’s father following a threatening letter from the father’s solicitor. "I just want to get rid of the wife and the Range Rover to rid myself of the memories " said the 48 yr old man when asked how he felt about the incident. "It could be time to upgrade my BMW 3-Series or buy that Ducati she would never let me have" he added...to the pool of thoughts currently experienced by hundreds of other eastern suburbs men currently experiencing a midlife crisis. Commenting on Gold’s future at the club, a spokesperson from Maccabi FC said that "the coach may be stood down and replaced by another dad who reckons he's an expert at sport, pending a formal investigation of course." The boy will remain in the 9A's, who face 2nd place Queens Park FC this Saturday at their home ground, Queen’s Park, a very convenient distance from the school. The boy’s mother will not be in attendance. Grunsteinburg has more recently been spotted at the weekend in her blue ‘Juicy Couture’ tracksuit, working the Double Bay circuit. It can be confirmed that she has attended venues such as Cosmopolitan, The Golden Sheaf and attempting entry to Casablanca, talking to young men and anyone else that will give her attention. Casablanca has since issued a statement describing “velour tracksuits as unsuitable attire” for the high calibre night club. Bystanders say they witnessed an angry Grunsteinburg walk away after being refused entry to the venue, but let’s be honest, Mrs Sippy isn’t a far walk is it... The Low Carb Local
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